Archive for April, 2009

Give Me Down To There, Hair!

Monday, April 27th, 2009

We have just wrapped up the normal run of Hair here at Oxy, with one awkward performance left sometime in the middle of May. The response has been overwhelmingly fantastic. My parents flew across the country to come see it, along with my grandmother, and saw it with my cousin, aunt and uncle. Mom, Dad and cousin saw it twice.

Pictures can be found here.

But don’t worry, there’s still time!

May 16th at 8pm in Keck Theater at Occidental College. You know you don’t want to miss it.

In Defense of Disney

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Not that a corporation as big as Disney needs much defending, but it’s more for my own peace of mind as someone who has often turned to Disney for comfort. As soon as people started losing the romantic idea of a happily ever after - meaning starting with high school - people have become obsessed with destroying Disney’s perfection: looking for sexism and racism wherever they can muster up any argument whatsoever for it.

The claim that Disney princesses are sexist representations of women is sexist itself, by only looking at the women and by only looking at Disney. I actually find them to be quite progressive, if not feminist. In terms of sexualizing women, it’s Hollywood… more than that it’s the whole society that’s at fault. How many movies portray the romantic lead (male or female) as anything other than skinny? One: Hairspray. Disney is far from the worst in terms of sexualizing women. As for just examining the princesses, how are they more sexist representations than the male characters?

Disney has supported the new emerging idea of women being stronger characters. Even ignoring non-animated classics (such as Enchanted in which Amy Adams’ Giselle rescues Patrick Dempsey’s Robert from a dragon) and Broadway adaptations (such as The Little Mermaid which changed its ending for Broadway so that Ariel rescues Erik from Ursula instead of the other way around), we see many examples of strong heroines.

1. Mulan, who goes to war to save her father, breaking many laws, and saves China.
2. Pocahontas, who brings peace to the Native Americans and English settlers, and does not abandon her life to follow John Smith to England.
3. Jasmine, who refuses to be handed away in marriage like a trophy.

Interestingly enough, all of these examples are also examples of non-white princesses. People are so determined to find flaws in things that bring simple joys, that they will look for racism and sexism everywhere. I have even heard arguments that The Lion King is racist. Something about whoever does the voices… How there aren’t any black voice talents, even though it takes place in Africa. (I guess they’ve never seen a picture of James Earl Jones.)

There has been quite a deal of upset over the fact that there hasn’t been a black Disney princess yet. But I think people are conveniently ignoring that not all princesses have been white, either. “Black” has replaced “non-white”, and people have forgotten other races. There haven’t been any Mexican princesses either, or Russian (no, Anastasia was not Disney). But there have been Asian, Arab and Native American princesses.

Aladdin and Jasmine

Aladdin and Jasmine. I just added this for colour, and in hopes that more people would want to read the article.

Of course, Disney is now coming up with The Princess and the Frog, their newest remedy to the lack of black princesses. But this is still causing a lot of controversy … I guess people are worried about the accurate portrayal of a black princess?

But what about the princes? I find it more sexist that people aren’t as worried about the lack of black princes. Even the prince in The Princess and the Frog is white. Is it possible that the princesses draw more attention since girls dress up for Hallowe’en as Disney characters more than boys do, and want more options?

What people are also forgetting is that most classic Disney movies were based off of already famous faerie tales. Pocahontas is not something they made up - it was an actual story. Of course, they used a lot of creative license to make it a happier story… Hercules is a real legend, The Little Mermaid was a faerie tale before, as was Aladdin, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, Cinderella. In fact, the one that I can think of that was not based off an already written story is Mulan, and she is the strongest Disney character - and she’s not white.

Jiraffe’s Are Kute

Monday, April 13th, 2009

Am I overdoing it with the obnoxious titles?

I don’t understand the point of having one letter in the alphabet make two different sounds - particularly when another letter is made SPECIFICALLY for that sound.

Don’t get me wrong, I do like the letter “c”. It’s in my name… But it really has no business doing anything without an “h”. We have “s” for the “sss” sounds, and we have “k” for the “kuh” sounds. All we need “c” for is “ch”. In fact, might as well just change the “c” letter to be a “ch” sound all on its own.

Also, “g” only needs to be there for the hard “guh” sounds we can’t get from any other letter. “J” is always there for us when we need a “juh”.

“I” Before “E” Except Never

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

I have no problems with words being spelled with an “i” before the “e”. It’s just, that expression that needs to STOP being a thing.

I believe the complete mnemonic is “‘I’ before ‘e’ except after ‘c’ or when sounded ‘a’ as in ‘neighbor’ and ‘weigh’.” (Need to get rid of that “g” in “weigh”…)

This is stupid and should not be taught (or should I say “taut”) to our children. I can think of several examples right (rite) off the top of my head that have an “e” before the “i”, and none of the exceptions are valid. In fact, I can probably think of more with “ei” than I can with “ie”:

  • weird
  • atheist (or theist for that matter)
  • seize
  • their
  • height
  • either/neither

Whaght’s the deaghl with “gh”?

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

This is one thing in the English language that is just plain annoying.(Admitedly one of many, unfortunately. More to come on that.)

My plan (and I need your help to make this a thing) is to eliminate “gh” from our language except in cases of “ghost” or other words that actually pronounce the “g” sound.

For example:

“through” would be = “thru” (do we need the “o” too?)

“thought” = “thot” (or if you’re really attached to the “u”, then “thout”)

“trough” - “trof” (or “trouf”, again with the “u”)

Man vs Human

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

Help me make this a thing.

Let’s say we switch the definitions of “man” and “human”, so that it looks like this:
man: a person as distinguished from an animal or an alien
human: an adult man male
woman: an adult man female
This way, our species, or “man”, is the core of the other words, which are in fact modified and more specific versions of “man”. A female man is modified with “wo”, and a male modified with “hu”.

Illustrating the definition of "human" and "woman"

Illustrating the definition of "human" and "woman"

Another thought, daily jargon would not have to change so much. For example, people often refer to our race as “man”, such as “mankind”. This change just removes the sexism from these kinds of references.